I caught a groundsnake {Sonora semiannulata} in our front yard- it’s so pretty I almost want to keep it! 🐍 back into the wild it will go.
A little jingle I learned as a kid in regards to their color pattern to determine if it’s venomous or not : “if red touches yellow you’re a dead fellow (coral snake)- if red touches black you’re okay jack” (Thanks Bill Nye!)
I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it
I submitted my application and resume
I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW
My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck
I GOT THE FUCKING JOB
Some updates. I’ve been working at Gordon Ramsay’s steakhouse for almost 4 months and I’m progressing to the point where sous chef is in my very near future.
I’m out here doing my thing and I’m blessed to have all this support and positivity 🙏🏽✨
The best line in Lilo and Stitch is, “No! Don’t touch that! It’s from my blue period!”
Like not only is Lilo familiar with goddamn Picasso despite being maybe 8, but she’s made enough serious art of her own that she can divide it into similar periods.
Lilo is a goddamn prodigy. She is an eccentric genius on par with Tesla or Van Gogh.
Like those pictures she took were both dismissals of beauty standards (she mostly photographed fat people who were not conventionally attractive and she referred to them in awe as beautiful) and subversions of the dehumanization tourists subjected her to as a native Hawaiian (she photographed tourists like they were simply part of the landscape, just as they did to her).
